What’s the point of X-raying my dick at TSA if people can still do this?

We’ve given up a lot of personal freedom at the airport in exchange for the feeling of safety. Of course, TSA agents are far more likely to grope you than save your life, but at least they’re stopping random strangers from just getting onto planes… right?

Well, no. Somehow, this guy managed to use a “buddy pass” (a pass for travel in extra seats on airlines) to get through security, then, after getting to the gate, just took a picture of someone else’s boarding pass and used it to get on the plane, where he promptly stowed away in the bathroom. He was only caught once the plane had taken off, at which point the whole flight had to return to the airport.

He probably should have just stayed in the toilet — it couldn’t be as bad as flying Spirit!